Robotic hamster to give you financial advice.

I am not liable for any advice that the hamster gives. Follow at your own peril.

Hampp is a program that was based on the story of the hamster cage that enabled a hamster to buy/sell crypto. With the assumption that the story's hamster was not cognizant of its decisions and was enabling a random selection, I've made hampp randomly select crypto for you. Since we're dealing with real money here, I didn't want to play around with shabby and predictable pseudorandom number generators (PRNGs): I've opted to use a cryptographically secure PRNG to ensure the highest quality of randomness. As I believe in DCAing, and because I've already gotten bored and don't want to update hampp, there isn't a sell option in the robo-hamster's wisdom and it equally divides any investment amount you give it.

Have fun and remember: this is not financial advice.

I am not updating the crypto list actively. It was originally made to account for the tradable cryptos on Coinbase Pro, so you may want to edit the list if you're using a different exchange or my list has not been updated recently. My web scraping skillz are still subpar, so I transcribe by hand; consequentially, I don't like to update it.